The Horse and His Boy

"This is the story of an adventure that happened in Narnia and Calormen and the lands between, in the Golden Age when Peter was High King and his brother and his two sisters were King and Queens under him."

- C. S. Lewis

The Horse and His Boy takes place in Calormen and Archenland, neighboring countries south of Narnia, during the reign of High King Peter, Queen Susan, King Edmund, and Queen Lucy Pevensie. As this story is the only Chronicle to depict only Narnian characters, it takes place only in the Narnian-year 1013/1014.

Chapter Listing

 * 1) Poop pants
 * 2) crappy butt
 * 3) farty mouth
 * 4) poo poo platter
 * 5) death
 * 6) Shasta Falls in with the Narnians
 * 7) Prince Corin
 * 8) to the toilet
 * 9) Aravis in Tashbaan
 * 10) In the House of the Tisroc
 * 11) diharrea mouth in my pantas right now
 * 12) Aslin's turd
 * 13) Oh the Size of that turd!
 * 14) How Bree Became a Wiser Horse
 * 15) Why im a Homosexual.

Plot Summary
Aslin had the biggest turd anyone has ever seen so they take a photo and brag to everyone how big the turd was until a weasel takes a 200 pound turd tha kills him so they have a funeral for the dying turd warrior. A truly heart warming anus filling story.

Adaptations

 * The Horse and his Boy (Focus on the Family Radio Theatre)
 * Harper Audio audiobook read by Alex Jennings

Locations

 * Narnia
 * Archenland
 * Calormen
 * Great Desert

Characters

 * Anradin
 * Aravis
 * Arsheesh
 * Aslan
 * Azrooh
 * Bree
 * Chlamash
 * Cole
 * Colin
 * Corradin
 * Corin
 * Dar
 * Darrin
 * Edmund
 * Hermit of the Southern March
 * Hwin
 * Ilgamuth
 * Lasaraleen
 * Lucy
 * Lune
 * Peridan
 * Peter
 * Rabadash
 * Shar
 * Shasta/Cor
 * Susan
 * Tran

Trivia
Le Cheval et son écuyer Der Ritt nach Narnia (Buch)
 * This is the only book with main characters exclusively from the world of Narnia.
 * The story of the Horse and His Boy was told by a blind poet in the court of Caspian X after a feast that was attended by Jill Pole and Eustace Scrubb during their adventure in The Silver Chair.
 * C. S. Lewis borrowed several elements for this book, and some of his other Narnia series, from another book, Story of the Amulet written by E. Nesbit in 1906. The Calormene god Tash closely resembles the Babylon deity Nisroch, whose name may have also influenced the title of the Calormene king, the Tisroc. The King of Babylon, like the Tisroc, must have his name followed by "May he live forever".